beer because I'm worth, dragons and guitar solos different approaches of the different types of metal in a common A dragon princess held captive in his castle. Let's see how they react to different types of metal in the role of the typical fairy-tale hero.
POWER METAL: The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, avoid the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.
GOTHIC METAL: The protagonist arrives in the form of a black wolf, kills the dragon with a scythe, sucks the blood of the princess (died), when the trumpet (resurrected) and steals the eyeliner, mascara and eyeshadow.
THRASH METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon knocks locked in, saves the princess, and if the trumpet. Then it gets a case of beer with her.
HEAVY METAL: The protagonist arrives on a Harley Davidson, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers, burps and trumpet the princess. Then burps again.
FOLK METAL: The protagonist arrives with his friends and gets to play violins, flutes, and other strange instruments, while others dance. The dragon falls asleep, for all the traditional dances and sorbate. Then they leave without the princess.
BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then sodomizes the princess and drinks her blood in a ritual before killing obscure. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.
SYMPHONIC BLACK METAL: The protagonist arrives in a period of time ranging from 11 o'clock in the night, and starts talking about how the metal is derived directly from classical music, as Wagner has really created the metal. But the dragon, remembering the black metallers and noting the almost identical fashion to avoid boredom impales himself. The Princess will then be forced to listen to Wagner for 8-10 hours and then be sacrificed in a Satanic ritual that should appear.
EPIC METAL: The protagonist arrives on a white horse slaying the dragon with a sword and Emerald Princess makes her slave. Then he kneels and gives thanks and of course Thor manowar rhapsody for giving him his strength.
GRIND METAL: The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 45 seconds, then if leaves.
DOOM METAL: The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and realizes that he can never defeat him, then gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. This is the end of the sad story.
PROGRESSIVE METAL: The protagonist arrives with a guitar from 5 000 € and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist then comes into the bedroom of the princess and plays another solo with all the techniques he learned in the last year of the conservatory. The princess escapes and goes to look for the protagonist
TRASH METAL INDUSTRIAL METAL: The protagonist arrives wearing a greasy coat, makes rude gesture to the dragon and is escorted out of the enchanted realm by security guards.
SPEED METAL: Just arrived, lightning-fast solos. The dragon is confused, someone cries of weird stuff, princess realizes that she was deflowered. Both the dragon that the princess are still trying to figure out what happened.
CHRISTIAN METAL: The protagonist arrives at the castle for the event, returning home from church. So when he saw the situation, sings a power ballad to the dragon about how Jesus loves him and then at the bottom of the dragon should turn to him. The dragon is converted immediately and free the princess. When this would like to thank the main character, it responds "I'm sorry, but I am opposed to premarital sex"
GLAM METAL: The protagonist arrives, the dragon pissing in laughter when he sees her hair and lets it go. Goes into the bedroom of the princess, steals the makeup from her purse and tries to paint this beautiful castle in a shocking pink. Metalcore
EMO: The protagonist sees the dragon as soon as, there is an existential question: If you cut your veins or shoot himself in the mouth, then decides to kill himself by burning a slow fire dragon.
thanks to the Wiki I found my prince charming model.
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